Billy the Ex-Bethelite

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  Vatican Buys Building With Huge Gay Sauna

  by metatron in

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  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/as-cardinals-gather-to-elect-pope-catholic-officials-break-into-a-sweat-over-news-that-priests-share-23m-building-with-huge-gay-sauna-8529670.html.

  oops!

  i thought this was the papal conclave!

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  ...besides, there are already so many statues and paintings of naked men in the Vatacan already, all that art is just foreplay for the clergy.
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  Candace Conti: WTS Opening Appellate Brief Due Tomorrow

  by DNCall in

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  unless they get another extension, or armageddon comes first..

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  I checked but didn't see anything on jw.org to explain their failure to timely file their opening briefs.

  I was going to post the question on the jw.org discussion forum, but then I remembered that they don't have a discussion forum on their website.
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  Vatican Buys Building With Huge Gay Sauna

  by metatron in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/as-cardinals-gather-to-elect-pope-catholic-officials-break-into-a-sweat-over-news-that-priests-share-23m-building-with-huge-gay-sauna-8529670.html.

  oops!

  i thought this was the papal conclave!

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  No doubt this is part of their outreach ministry to fix gays.
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  What do they want from me?

  by MrFreeze in

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  okay, so the jws (and my mom) would be so happy if i started going to meetings again.

  i've made it clear i don't believe what they say so why would they care if i went to meetings?

  do they want me to go meetings and be an open dissenter?

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  Is the new King of the North rising? Will the GB spin this event in their favor?

  by suavojr in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  will the current gb of jw's be bold enogh to identify n. korea as the new king of north?

  the wt let this important component of their prophecies vanish.. .

  http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/11/world/asia/north-korea-armistice/index.html?hpt=hp_t1.

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  kassak: Looks like it could become the "overlapping" King of the North.

  But we really know who the real King of the North is, but JWs refuse to believe that he's really real...

  
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  Did Caleb's mom get a job in advertising?

  by Red Piller in

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  ad for emergen-c drink:.

  http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ne75ufzof9k&desktop_uri=/watch?v=ne75ufzof9k.

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  OMG! Caleb's mom is leading a double life! She has a second family with a different husband and kids... obviously "worldly" since they're on vacation.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE75UFZOF9k
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  Joke!

  by Billy the Ex-Bethelite in

  1. social
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  before the meeting at the kh, little billy runs up to his grandma and says, "grandma, grandma!

  make a sound like a frog!".

  grandma gives him a hug and asks, "what are you talking about?".

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  No, I just provided my fictitious name to a fictitious story. Hehe, maybe I should have used the name Andre.
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  I Didn't See That Coming

  by Wholly in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was raised on air force bases in the us and asia until i was 10 or 11. my mother divorced my father while he was on an unaccompanied tour in turkey and hooked up with my uncle.

  she married him and his children became our step-brothers and sisters.

  i saw my father once when he got back to the states and not again until almost 30 years later.. after two years, my uncle put his children in an orphanage and my mother dispersed her children to the four winds so she could be free to be with my uncle without all the problems eight children who hated each other brought.. my story begins in 1977 in an old farm house in corinth, kentucky, without running water or heat, just electricity for lights and cooking.

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  Wow, that is quite a history. I wish you the best.

  "she is begging me to talk to the elders so I can get past this and serve Jehovah with my whole heart before it's too late."

  You have plenty of experience with JWs already. The only thing the elders have to offer is pain and death.
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  Joke!

  by Billy the Ex-Bethelite in

  1. social
  2. humour

  before the meeting at the kh, little billy runs up to his grandma and says, "grandma, grandma!

  make a sound like a frog!".

  grandma gives him a hug and asks, "what are you talking about?".

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  Before the meeting at the KH, little Billy runs up to his grandma and says, "Grandma, grandma! Make a sound like a frog!"

  Grandma gives him a hug and asks, "What are you talking about?"

  Again, Billy says, "Please make a sound like a frog, Grandma!"

  Grandma replies, "Oh, you're just being silly. Go sit down. It's time for the meeting to start."

  Billy sadly walks away to his seat. During the meeting, he frequently looks at Grandma, thinking about his request.

  As soon as the meeting is over, Billy again rushes over to Grandma, pleading, "Please, please Grandma, make a sound like a frog!"

  Finally, Grandma asks, "What are you talking about? Why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"

  Billy replies, "Because Mommy and Daddy said that as soon as you croak, we can quit coming to these stupid meetings and start celebrating Christmas and Birthdays!"
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  If Jesus was enthroned as King in 1914...

  by leaving_quietly in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ... there'd only be 901 years left to the thousand year reign.

  just a thought that occurred to me a few minutes ago..

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  He's been busy trying to figure out what "generation" and "the slave class" are.